Used this pun so much in SWTOR, haha. Just ask my guildmates.
An hobbituary to Tolkien appeared in each of the major newspapers, all had a familiar ring to them.
A mumbling grain farmer can barley be understood. Give him a rye look. #joke
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died Wednesday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71.
He was buried Friday in one of the biggest funerals in years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies.
The graveside was piled high with flours, as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who “never knew he was kneaded.”
Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a smart cookie, and wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model to millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They had two children, and one in the oven.
Funeral: 3:50 for 20 minutes.
The coffee tasted like mud because it was ground a couple of minutes ago.
Not being able to iron out all of his problems made the dry cleaner very depressed.