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dennys:

and-down-we-go:

So last night a bunch of my friends and I went to Denny’s for some breakfast-for-dinner and I couldn’t decide on what I wanted, so I told the waiter “I want a lot of eggs.”

“How many eggs do you want?”
“How many can I get?”
“I mean if you get a Make Your Own Slam you can get up to 8..”
“I would like a questionable amount of eggs, please. Scrambled, so that I don’t know how many there are.”

And boy did he deliver.

The manager came out to present the eggs (because, as our waiter joked, this plate of eggs was too much of a health risk for anyone but the manager to be liable for serving me), and said “….who’s responsible for this?”

I started crying out of excitement/joy/fear (no lie. it was embarrassing)

Anyway, this heavenly plate of eggs filled the entire plate and was about an inch deep (there were 2 layers of eggs in it! with cheese in the middle!!)

The waiter kept joking “You’re not getting a box. You have to finish it! You chose this!” I tipped him 100% out of pure shame (plus he was a rad dude).

Thank you Denny’s. Thank you.

THIS IS AN EXCELLENT EGG ATTITUDE TO HAVE.

MORE LIKE EGGCELLENT!

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Finally, after all this time, I reveal some of the mysteries of the #Zacronym on my blog! #writing

This post is in response to the Daily Prompt

[box type=”shadow”]Zacronym: (noun) A pun, or play on words, using the name Zac as substitution or a portmanteau.[/box]I love puns. I just do. Some say it is the lowest form of humor, while others disagree and say it takes real wit to create a this bit of humor. I am one of the latter, for every time I execute a pun I get a thrill of finding a new way…

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This post is in response to the Daily Prompt

Zacronym: (noun) A pun, or play on words, using the name Zac as substitution or a portmanteau.

I love puns. I just do. Some say it is the lowest form of humor, while others disagree and say it takes real wit to create a this bit of humor. I am one of the latter, for every time I execute a pun I get a thrill of finding a new way to look at language. This fascination with the juxtaposition of words really started with my puberty. It was that time of my life when it was all about the hormones. I discovered the illicitness of a double entendre and the thrill in pointing out to everyone all the wickedness in everyday speech. It was a juvenile and base form of humor, but it was the foundation of my love of words. However at that age, I could not see past the banality of it, and reveled in it. I was quite inappropriate in my choice of words about my friends. In college, when I de-shackled from home, I easily managed to push people away because of my raucous humor.

Now that I am past my formative youth, the double entendre has not disappeared, but it certainly is not the cornerstone of my personality. I have learned moderation and diversity in words. And I am now channeling my efforts towards writing now. I sincerely hope my skill for clever words had translated well. Who knows what the future will bring?

Some Zacronym Facts

Favorite Songs:

  • If I Could Turn Zac Time – Cher
  • SexyZac – Justin Timberlake
  • It’s All Coming Zac to Me Now – Celine Dion
  • All You Need is Zac – The Beatles

Favorite Foods:

  • Zacaroni & Cheese
  • Zacaroons

When I’m having an officially bad day:

  • It’s a Zac-tastrophe!

When I’m agreeing:

  • eZactly!

When someone get tired of the Zacronyms:

  • eZacsperated

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The Issue of Gay Marriage #pun

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megahoppip:

matthiscitrus:

megahoppip:

boycotting pyroar due to nintendo’s gender binary bullshit

Are you fucking kidding me? Do you realize that

  1. Sexual dimorphism is a real thing
  2. Lions are possibly the most commonly cited example of it
  3. These pokemon are based on lions

Lion:

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Lioness:

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You clearly don’t know the difference between sex and gender.

Are you fucking kidding me? Do you realize that

1. female lions will make 80% of a male lions salary for doing the exact same job

2. female lions get cat called when walking down the street

3. they have to carry mace literally everywhere at night in case of hyenas or scar

i bet you haven’t even seen the video for blurred lions we have a long way to go

THESE COMMENTS, they aren’t lion.

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I’m sorry, I find that berry hard to believe.

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OMG, too punny.

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crasha:

Beef-stro (Taken with instagram)

OMG I remember that joint, always make me giggle with its amazing punniness.

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I’m just dying.