An elephant and a crocodile were swimming in the Amazon, when the elephant spots a turtle sunning himself on a rock. The elephant walks over to the turtle, picks him up in his trunk and hurls him far into the jungle.
Croc: What did you do that for?
Ele: That turtle was the one that bit me almost fifty years ago.
Croc: And you remembered him after all these years? Boy, you sure do have a good memory!
Ele: Yep, turtle recall.

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